Monday, August 25, 2008

Goodbye, Tinsley Towers.


When I was a kid, my geographic frame of reference was resolutely set to the west and the south. As a family, we looked towards Nottingham, London, and later Birmingham. It was only when we got a newcomer to my junior school in 1973-4 that I looked north for the first time in my life.

Pierre, the said newcomer, formed a very close friendship with me - probably based on us being two of the geekiest children you could ever hope to meet and he tolerated my extremely accident-prone nature (two self-inflicted black eyes in a year, anybody?) and general wussiness very well. 

One day during a school holiday, he invited Michael Lappage and myself up to his old stamping ground (he'd moved from Rotherham), and so we went to Sheffield station for a leisurely few hours logging the locomotives of the Midland Region ("Ooh, look! Another class 45 "Peak"!") while his mum visited relatives in the area. Sure, it was sad, but hey: Pierre now likes Girls Aloud and I've taken up the ukulele.

Nothing changes, then. 

Anyway: getting to Sheffield Midland station necessitated traversing the Tinsley Viaduct, and the area it spanned was like nothing I had seen in my life. To one side, fire-belching, hell-hole steel mills, and, to the other, two of the most enormous cooling towers topping off the power station supplying the electricity for this Dantean nightmare. I don't mind admitting the sight scared me and impressed me all at once, and I suppose that marked the beginning of my ambivalent relationship with industrial Yorkshire that has lasted to this day, with me moving up here, moving away twice and coming back each time.

The steel mills have now mostly gone, and those few that remain have cleaned up their act.  A mammoth shopping centre covers the site now, and I don't know what scares me more: but the towers remained.

Until yesterday that is, when they were felled in a controlled explosion, and so my first link with South Yorkshire, dating back to when I was 9, has now gone.

Everything changes, then.

Watch the giants being felled here.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Swearing removed from kids' book

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Swearing removed from kids' book: "In future editions, the offending word will be altered by one letter and replaced with 'twit'."

Sunday, August 17, 2008

The mojo is slowly returning

I've been recording. At long last...

Not a new song, but what the hey. It's a song that I always liked, and have performed at open mic nights on numerous occasions. It got more and more strung out each time I performed it, especially after one night in mid-January when I suddenly, on stage guessed correctly that my worst nightmare was happening while I was singing it.

But that's a story I keep to myself.

In the meantime, download, enjoy, and I'll try and get my arse in gear over the next few weeks and come up with something new: yes?

Saturday, August 16, 2008

On the other hand...

I hope other people find this as hilarious as I do.
It doesn't do to take oneself too seriously.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Is age mellowing him?


"Of all the albums we've ever made, this album is the most... recent."
Noel Gallagher on BBC Radio 1 this morning. Quite the claim, Noelie.

"Funny old world" dept.


My, but there's some upfront people out there. Say it like it is, girl.

Monday, August 04, 2008

Make love, not dog toys


Here's an odd one. Russ Fielden, the tourism boss on Grenada, has asked dog owners to stop using starfish as dog toys.

Really.

Apparently, dog owners are using starfish as frisbees and chucking them for their dogs to catch. Then they leave the poor hapless quintapeds to die a painful death, and (apparently) the corpses smell something rotten. Not good.

Read the full story here.