Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Wally Wise knows to go inside

Umatilla. It's a great place. The chemical dustbin of Eastern Oregon, it's where all those nasty chemicals that the US Army hold that other countries (don't actually) have are being destroyed.

Just in case your kids don't get how dangerous the US soon-to-be-destroyed WMDs are, we have the worst computer game in the world to tell them what to do in case of an emergency. Can Wally Wise avoid having his shell seared off with noxious chemicals? Will he do the right thing?

This makes the Tufty Club look sophisticated. Eep.

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