Dinosaur Adventure Land - "Where Dinosaurs and the Bible meet!"

Meet? Then what?

"Since 2001 Dinosaur Adventure Land has been a place where families can come to learn about God's Creation through science and the bible."

Uh-huh.

"DAL is comprised of a 3 story Science Center, Creation Museum, and Theme Park, making it fun for all ages, and one of the most amazing Creation Parks in the world."

Right...

"Our goal is to win souls to Christ, by giving everyone another choice. You can believe that you came from a rock, or you can believe that a loving God created you for a purpose."

And make money. Don't forget the money.

There's a bit of me that wants to run a mile and a bit of me that wants to go to Dinosaur Adventure Land - "Where Dinosaurs and the Bible meet!"

No. Scrub that. I ain't goin' nowhere.