Monday, October 31, 2005

Gay Action Man porn on Flikr

Let's get the NOT SAFE FOR WORK thing out of the way first, shall we? I'm even having trouble thinking of a place where this would be safe, to be honest.

OK. The title gives it away in a nutshell. Gay porn with dolls. They've even oiled the guys.

Look at the photoset here and either wince or say "well done". I did an odd combination of the two.

Scary fun, in a nutshell.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Waxing David Hasselhoff

Yup. A daft game. You get to do exactly what I just advertised.

Go on. You know you want to.

SpoiledrottenDoggies

Oh, and they are.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Hier siehst du ein Baby. Weißt du, wie es auf die welt gekommen ist?

Germans are crazy. No, trust me. They are. I spend a lot of time in the company of Germans, and they're quite barmy. Barmy in a nice way for the most part, but still quite odd.

And this is a example of good German oddness. It's a book. On where babies come from. Only it's a tad too detailed.

See?

It's probably not safe for work, unless you work for a children's book publisher that somewhat oversteps the mark (in which case you probably know the book already).

Bar Signs

You know the thing about talking? It inhibits drunkenness. And drunkenness inhibits shyness, which gets you talking.

Houston, we have a problem.

So why not develop a non-verbal language to get us past that thorny issue? Modern Drunkard magazine has done us proud. Let us salute them. Non-verbally, of course.

Drink, anyone?

Monday, October 24, 2005

Over Three Hundred Proofs of God's Existence

And I don't get any of them. Ho hum.

I'm Ba-a-a-ack!

And good lord it's been hectic. Just moved house, had a few things moving on the music front, got a friend with big mittens... It's all been a bit crackers. I'll drip-feed you as we go along. Read on.

Still, I'm back. Wouldn't you know it, I have a blog entry about poo. Nothing changes, really.

Now - here's a healthy new way to poo - or is it an old way. No matter. Anyway, why not squat to improve your health? You have a proper toilet, I hear you mutter. No matter - try Nature's Platform. It'll take 300 lbs. There you go - even YOU can use one. And you know who you are.

Enjoy!