Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Battling the tapioca tube - or How We Used To Live

I was fiddling with the Wayback Machine last night (actually looking for a 9-year-old photo of me in Bridlington, of all places) and while I was doing so, a friend in California pointed me in the direction of a fantastic piece of stuff.

Whilst looking at the links off it, I found a page I'd almost forgotten about - The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator. Hit the button and you get a synonym for masturbation (although most of them fit more properly into the category of euphemisms if you want to get picky).

I was playing with it (eep!) and I suddenly realised "Hey! This is how I used to amuse myself when Bill Clinton was President!" Suddenly, it all seems such a long, long time ago...

Not safe for work unless you work in a masturbation synonym factory.

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