Were you one of those wet, annoying children who would burst into tears at the slightest thing wrong? One of those horrid sprogs that woud get spooked quicker than a bunch of horses realising they're going to a matinée performance of Equus*?
Yeah, me too. Once witheringly described by my eldest sister as a "sensitive" child, I can place myself in this gallery of children scared shitless by Santa only too well. Yet, on the other hand I find it screamingly, stupidly funny. And you know, Sp3ccylad: that's your problem. You lack empathy.
Hmph. Like I care.
*Ooh, get him and his A-level in English Lit...
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