Animal Reviews

Yes. That's right. Reviews of animals. And why the hell not?

"This website is more than just an invaluable tool - it's a revolutionary new way of appreciating the animal kingdom. Where else can you find animals reviewed and rated as if they were a new summer blockbusting release at your local cinematheque, or a new computer cassette game for your cutting edge Commodore 64 home computer?

Through a combination of careful scientific research and educated guesswork, we can help all those of you who have climbed aboard the Animal Titanic, only to find the monkey bar has run out of ice."

This is possibly the first essential site of the new century.