Teen Angst In Excelsis

There's getting angry at your parents, and then there's this:

"A 15-year-old Poynette boy is being held in Columbia County Jail for attempted murder after he allegedly tried to poison his family over a five-week period."

Now: that's not normal, isn't it? But: read the detail. It gets odder. Especially the bit about the closet. Hmm.