Hier siehst du ein Baby. Weißt du, wie es auf die welt gekommen ist?

Germans are crazy. No, trust me. They are. I spend a lot of time in the company of Germans, and they're quite barmy. Barmy in a nice way for the most part, but still quite odd.

And this is a example of good German oddness. It's a book. On where babies come from. Only it's a tad too detailed.

See?

It's probably not safe for work, unless you work for a children's book publisher that somewhat oversteps the mark (in which case you probably know the book already).