Penis shaped chicken nugget, IT DOESNT GET ANY BETTER

eBay item 5516776823 (End[ed] Sep-03-04 01:02:58 PDT) I don't know what's got into me on t'interweb. Last night I put two bids in for the penis-shaped potato plugged on the b3ta newsletter. I just seem to be hitting new heights of puerility. I pointed the penis-shaped chicken nugget out to t'wife who barely without pause replied;

"I prefer a penis-shaped penis."

That's the kind of directness I like. I always was a bit thick with nuances.

Apropos of this, my wappy psycho headcase of a little sister used to work in a chicken factory in Grantham in her late teens. I could never work out what made that job better than the dole. Everybody was on temp contracts and terminated just before they got employment rights, tendonitis was an occupational hazard and it stank. Anyway, apparently there was someone who worked there in the mid-80s who when they weren't gobbing in the bins of cooked chicken used to make "suggestive" chicken shapes to put through the breading machine. It got a bit more serious when the same person started "sabotaging" the nuggets with all sorts of foreign objects. Given how people were treated there, it hardly surprises me. No doubt when we get a change of government because the British people fancy being treated like underlings again we'll have that wonderful employment climate reintroduced.

I have NEVER eaten chicken nuggets in my life. I was vegetarian when she worked there and (although I eat meat now) the stories haunt me to this day.