Some of my colleagues at work are convinced that there's a relationship between the depth of the dimple in the base of a bottle of wine and the price. I've listened to this theory, I've smiled sweetly and I've thought "bullshit".
Pity me. Tomorrow morning I have to go into work. Actually, it gets worse. Tomorrow morning I have to go into work knowing that they are right and I am wrong. OUCH.
B3ta board member and general funny geezer Itchy Squirrel went to Tesco with a depth gauge/pencil combo and a note pad to prove this theory and came up trumps. Very, very funny. The world of drunken maths geeks salutes you.
Warning. May contain formulae.
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I'll keep an ear out for the snivelling apologies then (though the spectacle shall probably have passed by the time that I roll in). But at least it's come at a time when there will be another large topic of conversation that it may all get swept away in the midst of ... the Christmas Do!
Or maybe they'll just be too wankered to remember anything and you can have your barrage of triumphant I-told-you-sos? Hmmmm ....
Le Vic
Never EVER admit you're wrong. It's acceptable to admit that the other person is more right than you are. Take it from someone who is ALWAYS right! ;-)
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