True stuff

We had a quiz at work on Christmas Eve. I had to argue an idiotic point on Shakespeare to get us into joint 1st place (I only have a degree in Theatre. No special pleading there) only to have everybody ignore me on the tiebreaker and lose because of it. I have a brain stuffed with stuff and people don't want to use it. Bah.

How come I know so much stuff? Because I read true stuff like this:

"There are millions of things you don't know about the world. As human beings it is our job to keep educating ourselves and become better people. It is impossible to know everything (unless you are a monk), but the least you can do is try your best. Here is a collection of amazing facts about the world which you didn't know (or you knew about them but then forgot because you were busy learning other stuff)"

You're in awe, aren't you? You'll be deadly at pub quizzes soon, I tell you.