The Rude Tube

And no, I'm not talking about the Jools Holland "groovy fuckers" incident. I'm talking about this: a stupidly hilarious map of the London Underground that owes more than a little bit to the twisted brainright that is Chris Morris.

An aside. When I was in my 20's (and therefore old enough to know better), I used to buy copies of The Times to read on long train journeys. Actually I never read it. Too insufferably pompous. I used to make a big show of filling in the crossword. Or appearing to. I'd see how many swear words I could fit into the crossword grid. If they were badly spelt in order to fit in, I'd award myself extra points. Then I'd leave it on the train for some freeloader to pick up.

It amused me, anyway.