Shiny, shiny teeth. And stuff.

Firstly there was that... thing involving shenanigans at the White House. You know which one. If you don't, then read on down. But it ain't nice.

Now I bring you this:

"Still stood in stunned silence, the youngest of the four began to realise the stories she had heard were true, WBF girls school really was the hotbed of lesbian tooth brushing activity she'd been told and secretly dreamt about."

Yes: it's a lesbian tooth-brushing fantasy.

Read more here. G'wan. You know you want to.