Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Adopt a Sniper

It's around this time of year that it does the soul good to think of those less fortunate than ourselves. Those who, through years of interference in their way of life while larger powers than their own governments play geopolitical chess with their lives, may have violently opposed political views to ours.

The Adopt a Sniper program means that these people can receive a bullet in the head from our boys quicker and more effectively. That'll teach them to disagree with us, won't it?

Donate a telescopic sight today, and you get to keep your adopted sniper.*

*May not be true. See website for details.

1 comment:

Kate said...

No no no no. That can't be true. Oh glory, it's time to go back to bed for a few years.