bananaGUARD

Protect your banana (no, really) with the banana guard.

Joel Veitch should be shot*. I always took his spoonguard to be a really good satire on the proliferation of useless products on t'interweb. Now it seems he's just managed to encourage the bastards. It's almost certainly the time to ban spoonguard.

Now, I'm off to get a proper, paper newspaper (My! What a luddite!) and then I'll lie down for a while with a wet spongmonkey on my forehead.

BananaGUARD. BananaGUARD

*Sp3ccylad would like to make it clear that he doesn't actually mean that.