Mummy! I'm scared!

In the "it had to happen, I suppose" corner of the web is nobscan.com:

"nobscan.com exists to show scanned pictures of male genitalia in flaccid and humorous states. It's not a pornography site - so you won't find any pictures of pointy projectiles on here...."

I'm straining to think of a job where this could be considered safe. At work? Best not, I feel.

PS. No. I haven't. And I won't. Promise.