Have the sprogs stopped listening? Fight back
in the only way that parents who were into the Tom Robinson Band in their teens know how:
"Do your children respect the hours of hard work that you invest in them? No! Children exploit their parents in much the same way that McDonalds corporation exploits the poor and weak people of Canada's rainforests. It's time to take matters into your own hands and force the little bastards to behave properly. The time for calm exhortations and promises of extra cartoon time is over. Use our stencils to decorate your neighborhood with messages that will make your kids behave and stop treating the place like a goddamned amusement park.
It's for their own good.
Warning: Police may confuse your activities with illegal grafitti vandalism."
There you go. It may not work, but the criminal record will make you feel better. Well, perhaps.
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